You Wanna Study Oversea??

Salamalaykum ladies and gentlemen...

So, you scored well in your SPM. You scored so well that when you figured out your flying-colour result at your school hall while sitting in front of your form teacher, receiving the god-blessed slip, you realised that the ceiling above have ruptured. And you figure out later on that the collapse happened because you leap so high celebrating your success that you crushed through the ceiling, launching yourself all the way to cloud nine before landing back to reality on hard ground. God bless you as well, that your cranium neither ruptured nor collapsed together with that
fateful ceiling. Saves your FaMa insurance and medical bills.

But then you found out yourself in hot water when MAtroy came to see you and demand you to compensate for the loss. Even Wak Re was pissed off. Not to mention Mebong too.

Dramas cut short. I was lazy to create more fiction on what should happen thereafter. It's your business. Clean up your own mess, wouldcha!?

But what important is, your result is helluva landslide success that you want nothing more (or less, mind you) but...

Well, what do you guess...?

AIYO! STUDY ABROAD LA! OVERSEA!!1!11!

Okay. Congratulations for you. Pursue your dream study, whatever course you wanna take.

But then, WHERE do you wanna pursue your study?

There's a lot of factor to contemplate. You may ask a hardcore MU fan where would he want to pursue his MBBS and you will be the least surprised to hear that he would do anything, by hook or by crook, to gain a place at the University of Manchester. Well of course he will reason that it's his choice for the great curriculum, great life, great place to live, great lecturers, great people, great chicks, great nightlife, great clubbings etc etc. If he is the school debator, expect more 'greatnesses' from him, a thousand if you will. But, of course, well.... such lame excuses.

Well, for the great chicks and great nightlife and great clubbings part - don't be absurd! hahahua. SMAPK graduates are all very good students. Alim ulamak one. These people are not SMAPKians. Somewhere else, SAAS perhaps. You don't believe, you go and ask Ustaz Wan Akashah, huaahua.

To non-SMAPKians who read this and was transfixed on what the above paragraph meant, just nod your head and pretend you understand. At least it's some sort of good neck exercise for you.

See, far astray we have gone...where were we juz now...?

Aha, back on the track. Place to pursue your study.

Well, one of the main factor to consider is of course, the cost of living. Unless you're the son of the PM (or the son-in-law of the former PM!!) you can ignore this.

This is a useful link (diz one is great too, all the same actually) to know at what rate your wallet will be combusted at the place you plan to study. Well not really, haha. But, juz take a peek, will you?!

I can't help but to feel pity to those future doctors pursuing their study at the fatherland of the Slavs. First they struts and frets learning, speaking, writing, mastering Russian. Then they get to feel the joy of freezing to death at -30 degrees Celcius during winter. At the anniversary of the Nazi and/or Adolf Hitler (death or something like that), they will have the chance to witness Nazi punks roaming the streets and beat the hell outta Asian-looking faces. If they're lucky enough, even they would also experience the joy of the outlaw gangsters' beatings.

In addition, they will also get to feel the thrill of living in the most expensive city in the world. So, I guess, all those sum up to...

Whoa. Such a dream place to pursue Medic! I know one of my dormmate in PLKN, currently on the first stage of what I've said just now (the learning Russian thingy) at INTEC. I wish him all good luck in the fatherland of Bloody-mir Putin.

In a nutshell, guess what? I only intended to provide the above link in this postings. And I ended writing a short story indeed. So, please, stand up and cheer me for my great writing prowes!!11!!

Huahuahu poyo kalbon plak aku kali ni. Sape tataw kalbon gi carik kamus bahasa Rusia. eh, silap2! Kamus bahasa Arab! Tula, kecik2 soh blaja Arab tanak. Ngabeskan beras kat umah je keje. Huhuhua ape kaitan.

Okay, guess that all for now. Go click the link. It's for your own...future...

Wassalam. And buhbye.