You Wanna Study Oversea??

Salamalaykum ladies and gentlemen...

So, you scored well in your SPM. You scored so well that when you figured out your flying-colour result at your school hall while sitting in front of your form teacher, receiving the god-blessed slip, you realised that the ceiling above have ruptured. And you figure out later on that the collapse happened because you leap so high celebrating your success that you crushed through the ceiling, launching yourself all the way to cloud nine before landing back to reality on hard ground. God bless you as well, that your cranium neither ruptured nor collapsed together with that
fateful ceiling. Saves your FaMa insurance and medical bills.

But then you found out yourself in hot water when MAtroy came to see you and demand you to compensate for the loss. Even Wak Re was pissed off. Not to mention Mebong too.

Dramas cut short. I was lazy to create more fiction on what should happen thereafter. It's your business. Clean up your own mess, wouldcha!?

But what important is, your result is helluva landslide success that you want nothing more (or less, mind you) but...

Well, what do you guess...?

AIYO! STUDY ABROAD LA! OVERSEA!!1!11!

Okay. Congratulations for you. Pursue your dream study, whatever course you wanna take.

But then, WHERE do you wanna pursue your study?

There's a lot of factor to contemplate. You may ask a hardcore MU fan where would he want to pursue his MBBS and you will be the least surprised to hear that he would do anything, by hook or by crook, to gain a place at the University of Manchester. Well of course he will reason that it's his choice for the great curriculum, great life, great place to live, great lecturers, great people, great chicks, great nightlife, great clubbings etc etc. If he is the school debator, expect more 'greatnesses' from him, a thousand if you will. But, of course, well.... such lame excuses.

Well, for the great chicks and great nightlife and great clubbings part - don't be absurd! hahahua. SMAPK graduates are all very good students. Alim ulamak one. These people are not SMAPKians. Somewhere else, SAAS perhaps. You don't believe, you go and ask Ustaz Wan Akashah, huaahua.

To non-SMAPKians who read this and was transfixed on what the above paragraph meant, just nod your head and pretend you understand. At least it's some sort of good neck exercise for you.

See, far astray we have gone...where were we juz now...?

Aha, back on the track. Place to pursue your study.

Well, one of the main factor to consider is of course, the cost of living. Unless you're the son of the PM (or the son-in-law of the former PM!!) you can ignore this.

This is a useful link (diz one is great too, all the same actually) to know at what rate your wallet will be combusted at the place you plan to study. Well not really, haha. But, juz take a peek, will you?!

I can't help but to feel pity to those future doctors pursuing their study at the fatherland of the Slavs. First they struts and frets learning, speaking, writing, mastering Russian. Then they get to feel the joy of freezing to death at -30 degrees Celcius during winter. At the anniversary of the Nazi and/or Adolf Hitler (death or something like that), they will have the chance to witness Nazi punks roaming the streets and beat the hell outta Asian-looking faces. If they're lucky enough, even they would also experience the joy of the outlaw gangsters' beatings.

In addition, they will also get to feel the thrill of living in the most expensive city in the world. So, I guess, all those sum up to...

Whoa. Such a dream place to pursue Medic! I know one of my dormmate in PLKN, currently on the first stage of what I've said just now (the learning Russian thingy) at INTEC. I wish him all good luck in the fatherland of Bloody-mir Putin.

In a nutshell, guess what? I only intended to provide the above link in this postings. And I ended writing a short story indeed. So, please, stand up and cheer me for my great writing prowes!!11!!

Huahuahu poyo kalbon plak aku kali ni. Sape tataw kalbon gi carik kamus bahasa Rusia. eh, silap2! Kamus bahasa Arab! Tula, kecik2 soh blaja Arab tanak. Ngabeskan beras kat umah je keje. Huhuhua ape kaitan.

Okay, guess that all for now. Go click the link. It's for your own...future...

Wassalam. And buhbye.

Congratulations

Salam alaykum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I, hereby, wholeheartedly would like to congratulate:

• Miftahuddin bin Sufyan
• All For Ummah

For their success in championing, respectively, the Tilawah Al-Quran MTQ and the Festival Nasyid at the Selangor state level, thus retaining the two niches SMAPK had conquered for the many past years in the national level (esp in the Festival Nasyid - they have magnificently represented Selangor for five times in a row, and they will be representing Selangor for the SIXTH time in the row this year).

With this success, they will be representing the Selangor state at the national level. Miftahuddin Sufyan will be representing Selangor in Majlis Tadarus Al-Quran (MTQ) while All For Ummah will be representing the state in Festival Nasyid Kebangsaan at Pahang.

Congratulations guys. Spot on! Go for the best. I wish all of you good luck in the national level. And continue the tradition of SMAPK excellence in the cocurricular field.

SMAPK - Strives for Excellence.

The (sort of) full report on the events could be found here and here.

Wassalam...

Testing!~~

Salam alaykum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.

Sidang pembaca yg dihormati sekian.

Sekarang dh pukul 1.30 pg. Bagi mana2 manusia normal yg ade keje nk dibuat, mereka akan manfaatkan masa ini sebaek2nya dgn aktiviti plg berfaedah dlm masa cenggini. Apekebendekah itu??

Apalaga. Tido la. Lalala~~

Namun manusia lepasan SpM cam kita ni xsah kalo tido waktu cenggini kan. Apatah lg bg penanam anggur sekalian. Haha, namun malam ni aku boring... Hauargh. Boring menjurus kpd ngantok. Tp nape ak x lelap2 lg ni...?! Sob2 sdey dol x leh nak ngantok. Huaa~~!

So nk ilangkan boring, wa bwat la posting ni! Wahuhua kene ngan aku. Posting paling xde pekdah dlm dunia. Posting plg n00b dlm dunia! Walau papepon, acap lbh n00b drpd posting ini. Acap nub acap nub.

Tp jgn la kejam sgt bai. Haha. Entry kalini xdela sampah sgt. Ni sebenarnye ak tgh testing nih. Ha, testing ape tu? Jengjengjeng.

Posting ini dibuat menggunakan telefon bimbit saya menggunakan kemudahan wireless.

Haha. Nape? Xcaye. Haha. Iye. Btolla. Tulesan ak nampak cam tules pakai keyboard kan? Sume long form je kan? Besenye kalo tules pape pki nset msti shortform je kejenye kan. Tp aku benci tulesan xformal mcm dlm sms tu sbnarnye. Kalo sms je ak guna tulesan camtu. Selain drpd sms, tules baek2. Idop skema~ Idop skema baru la idop bahase rojak. Ha, men hentam. Ntah papela falsafah aku sebut td tu.

Lgpun, xbaek tules shortform ni. Nanti both antiPPSMI ngan proPPSMI xpuas ati ngan aku. Silap haribulan ade ak kene balun ngan both sides smpi lebam2. Cam anwar ibrahim kene balun ngan rahim nor. Xpun cam KJheroku kene balon ngan cekgu plkn aku najib razak.

Ha?! Bile masa KJ kene balon ngan najib??! Ha, skali lagi aku men hentam.

Dalatu. Ponek jarijemari nk menaip gune keypad nset ni weyh. Haha. Wa caw dulu na.

Wassalam. Takbir!

PS: Balun. Bkn balloon taw. Nnti pro ngan anti ngan uncle PPSMI ngan KJ skali turun nk rembat ko kang.

PPS: Pengawas pusat sumber (wa men hentam~! Ni sape nyer style nih??!)

Antidadah Melaka Tengah 2009

Muslimin muslimat, mukminin mukminat yang dikasehi Allah sekalian...
Salam alaykum wa rahmatullah...

Haha budak pemalas akhirnya kembali mencontang conteng blognya. Huhu. Musti korang rindu kt aku kan?? Haha, ngaku jela! I can see it in ur face... dari jauh wa dah nampak dah...huhuhua merapu tahap kelas pertama. Mcm la aku ade webcam nk tengok muke korang. Aku bukannye kaye cam korang,sobsobsob. Korang, rajin, hardworking, pas SpM, takde keje, cari keje. Xpe, korang mmg perajin. Aku pemalas, sobsob. Sbb tula aku tanam anggur je,sobsob.

Hm, arini ari ape eh...? Haha muda tolla aku leh lupe hari ni hari ape. Haribulan tau plak huahua. Today is 20 April. 18 April (2 ari yg lps la tu) telah selamat berlangsungnya pertandingan nasyid antidadah Melaka Tengah... Haha aku mmg dah takde keje, teringin nk cari keje, so pegi la tgk2 buat membuangkan mase dgn cara yg lebih sehat. Ble la jalan2 drpd jadi baked potato kt dpn tv tu haha. Wah aku buat peribahasa sendiri plak eh. Bkn ke couch potato?? Xpe2 aku da pro, lalala~~

Tema taon ni: Masyarakat Madani Tanpa Dadah. Bukan Belia benci dadah! haha. Tu da basi dah tu. Sjk bila entah slogan tu digunakan. Sjk kuceng aku blom beranak lg x silap aku, huhuhua.

Teringat zaman PLKN dlu... derang buat tag nama "Belia Benci Lalat". Kem aku byk lalat, sbb tula PLKN bez tahap cipan. Tapi kat SMAPK lagi bez beb - Belia Benci Matroy.

Skul lame ak masuk bertanding skali. So lepak2 la sane tgk derang. Sambil2 tu catch up la ngan member2 lame. Peh, wa cakap lu. Kat event tu ramai gler ex-sultan dtg. Ex-MOZAC seketul je datang. Tu pun member PLKN aku, aku yg ajak so bleh lepak2 skali. Kesian MOZAC. haaha. Weh korang taw x MOZAC tu bende? Dok SBP 5 taon SMAPK je ko kenal?? huahua pdhal kt dunia luar sane tu, SMAPK la skul paling x terkenal dlm mesia, sdr la sket, huahuahua. Maahad jgk yg feymes kt Kajang. Selain drpd Haji Samuri dan sate beliau. Bukan Haji Sumari ye. Tu ayahanda kepada hacker legend SMAPK sepanjang zaman. Nnti dia katuk pale korang kang padan muka. Dia kan terer silat.

Tp Ifwat mesti taw MOZAC tu ape. MOZAC feymes gler basket. Member yg aku sebut kt atas tu pun kapten basket derang (!). Haha, Ifwat jeles. Tapi mungkin jgk Ifwat tak heran, sambil berkata "so what??". Ifwat kan pro. NBA pon x sepro Ifwat. Psikologis harapan agama, bangsa, negara.

Cekgu2 As-Sultan pon ghamai tughon padang. Terharu aku dpt jumpe cekgu2 lame, Kenangan tol belajar dgn deme siot. Tanpa mereka sape la aku hari ni. Haha sentimental la plak. Selain tu dpt jumpe gak cekgu pengiring MTQ Melaka mase aku gi kebangsaan 2002 ngan 2003 (ah... kenangan siot MTQ zaman skulah rendah! Nanti aku buat posting pasal ni plak). Anak dia men conga untuk team sultan, haha.

Fes2 masok venue pertandingan - venue vogue gler do... pertandingan daerah wat kat shopping complex - Melaka Mall! Ala, Melaka Mall... yg seberang Jaya Jusco tu... Tataw?? Ish, susah tolla cakap ngan bkn orang Melaka nih, haha. Blah la korang! Korang pon suke mendiskriminasikan org Melaka kan?! Ksian aku, Tala ngan Carragher asyek2 kene buli zaman kt SMAPK dulu. huhuhu soobsob. huaaa! Blah la korang! SMAPK pembuli!

eh, sesat plak dah... tang mane aku cite td...?

Oho! Tempat pertandingan.... OKeh2 sambung cite. Kuikui.

Fes2 masok venue kt tingkat bwh Melaka Mall, team laki2 pakai baju pink perform. Cam kenal je lagu dia.... Lorh, derang celup sket2 lagu Azzamil ghopenye. johan kbgsn skolah rendah 2008. Team selangor gak. Haha. Tp bule tahan gak derang bwk. Las2 derang jadi naib johan da... SMK Munsyi Abdullah.

Pas2, giliran no6, Wardatuddiniah SMKA Sharifah Rodziah...musuh ketat sultan toh. Da 5 taun monopoli festival nasyid kebangsaan. Rase2nye budak2 AFU pun da naek kematu kt mata tgk derang wakil Melaka tiap2 taun, hahaha. Derang pon da byk improve dr taun2 lps. Percussion bleh tahan, walopun n00bie je kalo nk banding ngan AFU.

Mcm betapa n00bienye acap asyik2 kalah chess ngan aku,wakaka. Acap nub acap nub.

Mane xnye, derang skul klaster gak, niche nasyid. Ape, ingat SMAPK je Skola Kluster niche nasyid? Haha, derang pon ade peruntukan gak. AFU beli percussion baru, derang pon loghat nk beli percussion baru. AFU wat studio baru, derang pon nyebok nk wat studio gak, huhua. Siap belanje bape ntah soh InHeart yg ajar derang. Ala, yg masok Akademi Nasyid kt tv9 tu...Susah ah, bdk2 SMAPK ni mane layan TV9. Derang layan ESPN je,haha. Ngan HBO. Cerita2 panas sentiasa.

Salah sorang ahli InHeart tu ex-Sultan, haha... F5 2004. Suke ati derang je gi train rival skul sndiri....

Pas2, ntah giliran bape ntah. MOZAC lak perform. Soutul Imtiyaz. Dulu team ni power kat Melaka. Walopun percussion derang hampeh tahap___ (fill in the blank with suitable adjective), tp zaman dulu2 lagu derang sedap, solo pon pawer. Fakhrur Raqib ma. Ha...? Sape tu Fakhrur Raqib?? Tanye Syeh Naim Baok, haaha. Tu geng2 tilawah kbgsn dia la tu. Sore kaw2 tu. Pernah jadi johan kebangsaan tilawah mase skola rendah dulu, 2002. Dgr cite dia wakil Mesia pas2, ke peringkat ASEAN, dpt no3. Gila kentang beb. Tp sejak Fakhrur Raqib ni xde, derang start to decline. Tyme ni pon lagu boring je. Dala lebih tyme limit. Percussion pon cam ___ (fill in the blank with suitable adjective). Mmg xde harapan la. Padahal 2006 wakil antidadah melaka.

Pas MOZAC, Soutul Azim from Sultan Muhd plak perform... Haha, maleh la nk tules lbeh2. Skul sendiri la katakan, huahua. Nanti korang kate aku bias la, hape la. Makan duit kopi la. Silap2 nanti SPRM kejar aku plak kang. haha. Tp dlm byk2 skul, kombinasi percussion sultan la paling bez. ex-sultan yg masok InHeart tu ajar derang. Ada conga (alat kulit), doumbek (plastik) ngan tamborin. Yg len sume pki percussion kulet je. Pas2 tamborin plak men cam hare... Xde seni, hakhak. Berdarah2 telinga aku dgr derang men tamborin dgn penoh semangat. Tgk, kan korang dah tuduh aku bias. Tp aku x mkn duit kopi eh. Aku cume minum kopi je. Kopi Radix da bez! huhuk, ngarot2 dak apis ni.

Pendekkan cite, pas2 skul len perform. Pas2 penyampaian hadiah. Result...

Johan - SMKA Sultan Muhammad

Naib Johan - SMK Munsyi Abdullah

Ketiga - SMKA Sharifah Rodziah

Yup. datz da result. Tanak la cite psl johan tuh, nanti x pasal2 korang kutuk aku buat kesekian kalinya lg, haha. Tp yg memeranjatkan yg tempat ketiga tula... Kitorang expect sharodz dpt no2 kalo x johan. Sharodz da wakil melaka untuk festival 2004 - 2008 n antidadah for 2004, 2005, 2008. Kekalahan ni bermaksud derang kandas kat daerah jela. Bcoz hanya johan and naib johan advance ke state level. This is the first time Wardatuddiniah kandas kat daerah... Tahun 2009 bukan taun derang...

Kalo fikir2 balek kengkadang ksian gak, huhu. Taun2 lps derang wakil melaka walopun x pro. For 2009, they had invested a lot. Seriously, I mean a lot. Percussion baru. Studio. Rentak percussion baru. Melaka ni mmg busuk2 percussion, xmcm Selangor yg saingan mmg hebat2. Start tahun ni derang belaja rentak2 afro. InHeart siap buat training, buatkan lagu... Skali kandas, both festival and antidadah.

Festival tahun ni, buat julung2 kalinya, diwakili oleh skul selain sharodz - apalaga, sultan la! wuwu bangga. So kepada geng2 AFU yg ade awekZZ yg geng Wardatuddiniah, kirim salam saje la. Derang x pg kbgsn taun ni. Haha, tupun kalo korang still ade rezeki gi kbgsn taun ni la! Risau gak tgk korang ni. Lagu fes tyme 11 April aritu (Anugerah Kurikulum da...) sangat kurang rentak masri. Papepon gudluck y'all.

Tanpa sharodz kat peringkat negeri, diramalkan chance untuk Soutul Azim mewakili Melaka untuk antidadah pon cerah jugak...

Hah, dahla, sekian la my field report stakat ni. Nk tarok gamba, aku x amek gamba plak aritu, haha. Papepon thanks sebab sudi membaca yet another boring posting and.... Alamak! Lupe lak aku nak tules posting psl MARA interbiu aku. Argh mangkok. haha. Xpe2, next posting insyaallah berita panas. Wait for ma MARA interview experience....

Wassalamualaykum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. Takbir!

The Lazy Boy in Me

Salam alaykum...

The last update was on April 7. Today is April 12. Five days has elapsed since. See, dun believe me? How many times have I said that I'm very lazy. Updating blog regularly is indeed a tough and rigorous challenge up ahead. It all boils down to discipline man! Discipline! How long do I have to train myself to obeying this unseen entity called Discipline?!! I've spent 2 years already taking naps in classes while the teacher struts and frets at the front (sweet memory...huhuhua!). I've spent 2 years coming late to the morning assemblies (but what can I say, senior ma. Senior kan taiko. Wahwahwah poyo!). Even I also strut and fret during my 3 months tenure as trainee of Program Latihan Kelolaan Najib (the short form is PLKN provided you dunno or become sort of a "mat/minah blur"). Yup, the prime minister of mesia himself trained me. And still discipline eludes me. (So can he "train" Malaysia into prosperity if he failed to train me? haha soalan cepumas tu)

Dan sekali lagi aku berjaya membuka muqaddimah dengan membebel panjang.

ANUGERAH KURIKULUM - 11 APRIL

Yesterday was another busy day for me (after that particularly busy Sunday, haha). My school the lovely and enchanting institution of learning called SMAPK organized the Curriculum Prizegiving Day. Very good indeed. Who doesn't want prizes? haha.

Some of SMAPK 0408 members lamented that the school organized the event sooooo early, in April. "Gelabah ape nak wat cepat2," was a feedback I received from one particular Hamba Allah. As for me, I didn't mind the date. After all, I'm a full time grapers ma. Buat awal2 lagi bagos, takde la aku tanam anggur je keje.

The mind-boggling, mind burning question for me now is: WHAT'S DA MATTER SENDING DA INVITATION LETTER SOOOOOO LATE??? Aiyyooo. Keje last minute la tu. SMAPK2. Owez with that attitude, regardless of the students or the administration... Hidop Cekgu Roy! If not becouse of Epu Nizam asking me whether I've gotten the letter or not on Monday, maybe I would never ever know about this anugerah untill today. I asked around and still some people still haven't the letter. At the very last moment, the teacher in charge called my home number and informed me to come orally.

Yup ladies and gentlemen, I had not received the letter. Only by phone invitation. Soooo formal. Not to mention that she asked me to come BEFORE 8.00 AM. Now it's my turn to say "Gelabah ape SMAPK nk start event awal2. Buat keje sume lambat, tiba2 kali ni nk start awal pulak". Anyway I arrived around 8.30 am. Thank god I was right. Nothin even started yet.

So there goes the majlis. I received the award for 11 1A student (A Kingston pendrive! 4GB ma!!) and a plaque for the best student in....guess what. English! haha terelnye aku cam mat saleh wahwah. Blog pon da dlm BI. Penyokong anti-PPSMI di luar sane tu dilarang marah2. Kalo tak saye jual karang. Syuh2.

So, kitorang pon jumpe2 la. Keep in touch. Din semangat. Datang akai baju kelas PLKN ma. Tie plak tie SMAPK. Semangat2. Pas2 gi DM. Mentekedarah (translate properly ok, it's not "vomiting blood". Nanti suke penyokong anti-PPSMI kang). Pas2 amek2 gaMba. Blah.

Ustat Bak usha nset baru aku. (ha, nset apetu??). Pas2 nk trade nset dia ngan nset aku. No way man! haha

Pas2 blah pegi KL jenjalan. Balik Melaka kol 10.30 pm. Abes cite.

Souvenir from the ceremony...juz for you...:

PM BARU! KABINET BARU!

Wah. Memang basi. Memang busuk. Tp aku xkesah. Aku tetap dengan excitednya ingin mengumumkan bahawa Najib da jadi PM! Wuwu. Jurulatih PLKN ku jadi Pak Perdana Menteri, bangga siot. Pas2 dia da umumkan kabinet baru. Banyak muka2 baru. Al-Fadhilah Al-Ustazah Al-Mashitah Ibrahim pon da jadi mak menteri dah! Timbalan menteri kat Jabatan Perdana Menteri tu. Bangga la gak jd timbalan menteri, walauun kt JPM je, yg secara otomatisnya bermaksud dia tiada mempunyai sebarang portfolio...kwangkwangkwang.

Yang paling penting, KJ xde!! Wuwu gumbiranya aku! KJ heroku tiada, hahaha. Kalo x abes la duet aku dikebasnya nanti. KJ ni bukan leh caye kalo namak duet. Nanti duit tu akan dia politikkan. Lalu terbentuklah politik wang. Kwangkwangkwang.


Ha, ameklah senarai nama kabinet baru ni kalo korang minat. Sape2 yg memang suke dan cintakan politik tanah air dipersilakan mendonlod PDF file nih. Tapi Hisyamuddin Ghazali xpyh kot. Walopun dia minat giler2, tp mesti dia dh dapat list tu walaupun Najib x umum lg kabinet baru. Tau2 jela dia tu, huahuahua. Kabel banyak ya amat. Berselirat2 atas lantai lg tu. Ko tersadung jatuh tersungkur ko nanti. Kwangkwangkwang.

Semoga korang enjoy video kat atas tu.

Sekian. Shutting down.

UPDATE - 15 APRIL

Aish, haha. Cne aku leh lupe. Dah tua kot haha. Aku ade gak amek2 gamba sket mase hari anugerah tersebut. Meh sini aku nak tayang...

Majlis berlangsung...

Kandid Kamal!

Farhan Foyo. Huahua.

Kamal, Hafidzi, aku, Faiz Hamzan (argh! Azman blok aku!)

Aku, Syaros, Keri, dan Isa yang tough (wahuahua)

An Utmostly Busy Sunday

Busy Sunday? How busy are your Sundays ladies and gentlemen? As busy as waking up right at the very moment those cute lil' clock needles strike the noon hour? Haha, I see... very clealy indeed, huhu.

Then wat? Eat? And eat again? And eat again? I see... then wat? Watch some tv? Aha, you're such a delicious piece of couch potato then. Baked to perfection. Only in Tony Roma (huhu, ape kaitan...???)

Or you could be in a trance in front of the PC/laptop/PDA/nset/blablabla for the whole day long? (I know la. Even I do that also wat, wahwah). Then go and hack something. Then stuck, dunno how to hack. Then go to Keruk Sumari's weblog to see any further solution on doing so. Then you don't find anything useful there. Then, you kutuk him bcoz nothing in his weblog suits your purposes.

Maybe some minority of you would be doing those nerdy stuff I suppose - reading, reading, reading,reading.....reading54x. Wa nerd la korang. Da abes SpM pon blaja73x lg. Tabik spring la. (Those who reads Wikipedia a lot are not categorized in this taxonomy).

Haha. So busy are your Sundays... ceh, kate orang! Sebenanye Sundays aku pon camtu gak. Grapers terhormat pasca SpM (pasca PLKN pon termasok la skali kot). Bkn Sundays je, tapi tiap2 ari pong camtu la jugak. Well, what can I say...

Dala panjang merapu. Cut short to da point.

Sunday yang lalu bukanlah Sunday yang bese. It was extraordinary. Bcoz on that particular Sunday I was visited by two students (dua org wo, bkn sorang). Both are from my former alma mater - the so called "Bumi As-Sultan".

I can hardly - I HARDLY - recalled received guests on my own. Usually if there is/are anyone coming, they would be looking for my parents, or my grandparents. So aku dok jela dlm bilik wat hal sendiri ke, papeke, heh. Then on dat day, whoop, two guests on my own. Back 2 back.

The first one came around 11 am. Why? Huhu, cannot tell ma. Top secret. Private and Confidential. Bocor masuk ISA wo...hahaha. Tp pendek cite hal berkaitan skolah la. Usaha nak memartabatkan lg prestasi As-Sultan, haha. The visit was short, coz by 12.15 he was already on compulsory term to return to home, pack his things and off, off away back to da hostel. (Syukur alhamdulillah aku bukan budak skola asrama lg...)

Then shortly afterwards the 2nd one came (takdela short afterwards pong, yg fes tu bru nk langkah kaki yg second da dtg). Ha, yg ni , why he came, not so top secret after all, haha. He came to...

...take almost all of my full loads of all the exam papers and essential notes I received during my tenure at SMAPK!

Pergh. Sikit punye rajin mamat nih. Haha, he is actually a good student. Very good one. Always got the top spot in exams at As-Sultan. Wa pun camtu gak dulu, hehe. Bkn nak riak. Tp masuk SMAPK je hancussss.... no 123 out of 150+ students during March 2007 test. Ma best rizalt ever, wuwu~~. No 1 ade, no 2 ade, no 3 pong ade...

I have known him for quite some time la, since primary school actually. One year my junior. He's a very bright student. Scored 9As in the PMR, and got the offer to SMAP Labu. But somehow he didn't accept the offer, although he actually wanted to go there so much. Kalo masuk ntah2 dia jd cam Raihana, huhu. Bkn Rihanna eh. Rihanna tade kene mengena ngan sesape yg idop maupon yg da mampos.

You don't believe ah? As we punggah and geledah the stor at my backyard for all those BM BI MAT +MAT PSI PQS BLABLABLA subject papers, he told me how he study - juz read, then do the thing. No such rubbish thing as homework (wa. bgosla. aku ngan dia mmg same same point of view. muhaha)

But what suprises me that this also applies in +MAT. Wo, gile bai. Dia tengok example, study, ingat, pas2 teros buat. Haha, boleh kate no trial and error. Wa tabik gak la dia camni. Dia leh berjaya ngan method tersebut. Aku pon wat method camtu gak wo. Mase exam March 2007... Result +MAT aku tyme tu...fuh...wa caya sama lu. Gempak beb. Total 30 markah sume. Bape wa dapat? Haha, go figure!

Lame gak ah punggah exam papers tu. Dua tahun bai. Heran gak dia nak bace, study ke paper2 banyak2 cmtu. Dia kate dia akan bace. Huhu, tataula~~. At least some of those might help him. Dia pon jenis yg risau sabjek keramat yg berjudul BAT gak, haha. Moga2 nota2, ilmu2 ustat bak berguna for him.

So, who am I? Some sort of a duta eh? Bring all those good things from SMAPK back to my former school. And left all those bad things right at the front gate of SMAPK... Xcaye gi tanye jaga kt pondok depan SMAPK tu. Wahwah.

So that's all I think... Boring kan posting aku kali ni. Padan muka, sape soh bace. Mangkok. Dala posting topik pasal Ahad lepas. Hari ni dah masuk Rabu dah. Huhu, basi, basi. Dala awal2 merapu je banyak. Xpela, insyaallah aku janjikan ostings yg lbey baek pd mase akan datang. Nanti aku siap tarok2 gamba lg ke, link video youtube ke, haha. Doa2kan la kemajuan blog ni. Xkan nak biar blog ni mundur je kot. Politik negara pon da maju. Bukit Gantang ngan Bukit Selambau pun PR da menang (takbir!). KJ pun spekulasi tadapat jadi menteri. Huhu, padan muka. KJ heroku. hero setiakawanku. Hero setia kat wang rakyat cam aku....

Udah2 la tu. Even the ending is nonsensical.

The Blogging Season

Semenjak SPM meninggalkan kita jauh ke belakang (ke kita yang tinggalkan SPM jauh ke belakang?), aku tengok satu fenomena luar biasa telah menjelma dalam masyarakat bekas penuntut SMAPK 0408 zaman muasir ini... Haha fenomena apakah itu?

Fenomena keluarga bahagia?! Haha bukan, tu tajuk lagu lame SMAPK. Da lapuk dah. Tiada siapa lagi yang sanggup mendengar lagu tersebut, apatah lagi batch 0408 yg sumenye hanya pandai melayan lagu2 indie band saje zaman muasir ini. Hanya peminat tegar lagu2 oldies saje sanggup mendengarnya kini, haha. Sape la tu.

Fenomena pemanasan global?! Haha, mengarut2 saje la kamu ni. Yup, pemanasan global la salah satu sebab mengapa kempen Earth Hour 60 dijalankan seantero dunia kelmarin (er, bile tarikh dia eh, lupe lak). Malaysia pun sambut baik kempen tu. Aku pun off lampu gak mase kempen tu, tapi lampu jela. TV ngan laptop on lagi, huhu. Tapi aku ragu2 kalo ada budak2 SMAPK yg menyambut baik kempen tersebut. Kalo kat dorm tu, selagi kipas tak on no 5, memang tak sah. Pergh, walaupun malam tu sejuk tahap cipan, kipas tetap on no 5. Kesian aku. Mase mula2 sampai SMAPK mase bulan 2 2007, tu la pertama kali aku experience kipas no 5 pada malam yg sejuk tahap menggelatuk gigi. Pagi esoknye, fuh, cramp terus kaki aku walaupun pakai selimut empuk cap koperasi SMAPK yang berkualiti tinggi tersebut. Yela, sebelum ni mane aku reti dok kat asrama nih. Mase kat Sultan Muhammad dulu dok umah je. Malam2 kipas no 3 kira maximum la tu. Aku kan environmentalis. huhuhua. Tak macam budak SMAPK lain. Kalo musim exam tu, ha, memang tak sah kalo takde dorm yg tutup lampu se'awal' kol 3-4 pagi, haha. So isu fenomena pemanasan global sememangnya takde relevan langsung ngan fenomena SMAPK yang ingin saya bentangkan di sini whatsoever. (Wa panjangla perenggan aku ni. Tak sangke aku terel menulis. lalala)

Dahtu, apakah sebenarnya fenomena yang diperkatakan, yang saya omong2kan ini? Omong2 kosongkah? Oh tidak. Fenomena tersebut adalah...

FENOMENA BLOGGING!

Yup, fenomena blogging. Selama cuti ni aku mane reti blogging. Aku cume online kat YM je. Tu pun selalu invisible. Yela, kalo tak invisible kang, asyik2 kene ambush je ngan orang laen yang invisible. Tak aci la. haha.Tapi last2 akhirnya aku mengavailablekan diri aku dan merajinkan diri untuk berchichatting bersama rakan taulan sekalian, tak kira budak2 SMAPK mahupun kenalan2 lain. Dari situ la aku dapat tau betapa banyaknya budak SMAPK yang dah ade blog sekarang...

Antara blog yang aku dapat trace adalah tersenarai di bawah seperti yang berikut...

1. Blog Khairul Hafidzi Subky
2. Blog Keruk Sumari
3. Blog Faiz Kyle XY
4. Blog Hasnol Jack
5. Blog Epu Nizam
6. Blog aku (hahaha)

Haha, yang atas ni hanya list blog yang aku taw setakat ini saja. Rasa2nya banyak lagi tu. Munie Zahari pun ade blog gak, tapi kat frenster aje. Tatau la URL dia. Ada yang baru daftar akaun blogger tapi tak buat blog lagi. Cawakmok da janji blog dia in process. Haha, kepada mereka sume ni - cepat la sket wat blog tu, aku dah tak saba nak bace ni! Huhu.

Dala, setakat ni je la aku tules. Kalo ade sape2 yang tau blog2 graduan SMAPK 0408 yg len, pandai2 la rajinkan diri lapor kat komen aku kat bawah ni, haha.

Ok
Wassalam

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim...

In the name of Allah, the most Gracious, the most Merciful, I start this simplistic and humble blog of mine.

Without further denial ado, I admit that I am such a lazy bum that I can hardly promise that this blog shall be updated regularly (as it should be). And I am still in dilemma of what shall be the materials for next postings.

As a start, expect the worst from me (huhu ;-)). And don't ever be surprised, nor disgusted from any bahasa rojak posted here. Malas la nak tules BI panjang2. I pon sygkan BM gak (haha, suke la penyokong anti PPSMI kt luar sane tu!). Also expect the worst from my English/Manglish. Heck, I'm juz a student dude. Not some professionals from British Council or somethin like dat.

I think this is long enough for an introductory postings. So it shall end here... Till we meet again.

Yours thruthfully
morphyanderssen