Wednesday, April 29, 2009

You Wanna Study Oversea??

Salamalaykum ladies and gentlemen...

So, you scored well in your SPM. You scored so well that when you figured out your flying-colour result at your school hall while sitting in front of your form teacher, receiving the god-blessed slip, you realised that the ceiling above have ruptured. And you figure out later on that the collapse happened because you leap so high celebrating your success that you crushed through the ceiling, launching yourself all the way to cloud nine before landing back to reality on hard ground. God bless you as well, that your cranium neither ruptured nor collapsed together with that
fateful ceiling. Saves your FaMa insurance and medical bills.

But then you found out yourself in hot water when MAtroy came to see you and demand you to compensate for the loss. Even Wak Re was pissed off. Not to mention Mebong too.

Dramas cut short. I was lazy to create more fiction on what should happen thereafter. It's your business. Clean up your own mess, wouldcha!?

But what important is, your result is helluva landslide success that you want nothing more (or less, mind you) but...
Well, what do you guess...?



AIYO! STUDY ABROAD LA! OVERSEA!!1!11!


Okay. Congratulations for you. Pursue your dream study, whatever course you wanna take.

But then, WHERE do you wanna pursue your study?

There's a lot of factor to contemplate. You may ask a hardcore MU fan where would he want to pursue his MBBS and you will be the least surprised to hear that he would do anything, by hook or by crook, to gain a place at the University of Manchester. Well of course he will reason that it's his choice for the great curriculum, great life, great place to live, great lecturers, great people, great chicks, great nightlife, great clubbings etc etc. If he is the school debator, expect more 'greatnesses' from him, a thousand if you will. But, of course, well.... such lame excuses.

Well, for the great chicks and great nightlife and great clubbings part - don't be absurd! hahahua. SMAPK graduates are all very good students. Alim ulamak one. These people are not SMAPKians. Somewhere else, SAAS perhaps. You don't believe, you go and ask Ustaz Wan Akashah, huaahua.

To non-SMAPKians who read this and was transfixed on what the above paragraph meant, just nod your head and pretend you understand. At least it's some sort of good neck exercise for you.

See, far astray we have gone...where were we juz now...?

Aha, back on the track. Place to pursue your study.

Well, one of the main factor to consider is of course, the cost of living. Unless you're the son of the PM (or the son-in-law of the former PM!!) you can ignore this.

This is a useful link (diz one is great too, all the same actually) to know at what rate your wallet will be combusted at the place you plan to study. Well not really, haha. But, juz take a peek, will you?!

I can't help but to feel pity to those future doctors pursuing their study at the fatherland of the Slavs. First they struts and frets learning, speaking, writing, mastering Russian. Then they get to feel the joy of freezing to death at -30 degrees Celcius during winter. At the anniversary of the Nazi and/or Adolf Hitler (death or something like that), they will have the chance to witness Nazi punks roaming the streets and beat the hell outta Asian-looking faces. If they're lucky enough, even they would also experience the joy of the outlaw gangsters' beatings.

In addition, they will also get to feel the thrill of living in the most expensive city in the world. So, I guess, all those sum up to...

Whoa. Such a dream place to pursue Medic! I know one of my dormmate in PLKN, currently on the first stage of what I've said just now (the learning Russian thingy) at INTEC. I wish him all good luck in the fatherland of Bloody-mir Putin.

In a nutshell, guess what? I only intended to provide the above link in this postings. And I ended writing a short story indeed. So, please, stand up and cheer me for my great writing prowes!!11!!

Huahuahu poyo kalbon plak aku kali ni. Sape tataw kalbon gi carik kamus bahasa Rusia. eh, silap2! Kamus bahasa Arab! Tula, kecik2 soh blaja Arab tanak. Ngabeskan beras kat umah je keje. Huhuhua ape kaitan.

Okay, guess that all for now. Go click the link. It's for your own...future...

Wassalam. And buhbye.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Congratulations

Salam alaykum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I, hereby, wholeheartedly would like to congratulate:

  • Miftahuddin bin Sufyan
  • All For Ummah


For their success in championing, respectively, the Tilawah Al-Quran MTQ and the Festival Nasyid at the Selangor state level, thus retaining the two niches SMAPK had conquered for the many past years in the national level (esp in the Festival Nasyid - they have magnificently represented Selangor for five times in a row, and they will be representing Selangor for the SIXTH time in the row this year).

With this success, they will be representing the Selangor state at the national level. Miftahuddin Sufyan will be representing Selangor in Majlis Tadarus Al-Quran (MTQ) while All For Ummah will be representing the state in Festival Nasyid Kebangsaan at Pahang.

Congratulations guys. Spot on! Go for the best. I wish all of you good luck in the national level. And continue the tradition of SMAPK excellence in the cocurricular field.

SMAPK - Strives for Excellence.

The (sort of) full report on the events could be found here and here.

Wassalam...

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Testing!~~

Salam alaykum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.

Sidang pembaca yg dihormati sekian.

Sekarang dh pukul 1.30 pg. Bagi mana2 manusia normal yg ade keje nk dibuat, mereka akan manfaatkan masa ini sebaek2nya dgn aktiviti plg berfaedah dlm masa cenggini. Apekebendekah itu??

Apalaga. Tido la. Lalala~~

Namun manusia lepasan SpM cam kita ni xsah kalo tido waktu cenggini kan. Apatah lg bg penanam anggur sekalian. Haha, namun malam ni aku boring... Hauargh. Boring menjurus kpd ngantok. Tp nape ak x lelap2 lg ni...?! Sob2 sdey dol x leh nak ngantok. Huaa~~!

So nk ilangkan boring, wa bwat la posting ni! Wahuhua kene ngan aku. Posting paling xde pekdah dlm dunia. Posting plg n00b dlm dunia! Walau papepon, acap lbh n00b drpd posting ini. Acap nub acap nub.

Tp jgn la kejam sgt bai. Haha. Entry kalini xdela sampah sgt. Ni sebenarnye ak tgh testing nih. Ha, testing ape tu? Jengjengjeng.

Posting ini dibuat menggunakan telefon bimbit saya menggunakan kemudahan wireless.

Haha. Nape? Xcaye. Haha. Iye. Btolla. Tulesan ak nampak cam tules pakai keyboard kan? Sume long form je kan? Besenye kalo tules pape pki nset msti shortform je kejenye kan. Tp aku benci tulesan xformal mcm dlm sms tu sbnarnye. Kalo sms je ak guna tulesan camtu. Selain drpd sms, tules baek2. Idop skema~ Idop skema baru la idop bahase rojak. Ha, men hentam. Ntah papela falsafah aku sebut td tu.

Lgpun, xbaek tules shortform ni. Nanti both antiPPSMI ngan proPPSMI xpuas ati ngan aku. Silap haribulan ade ak kene balun ngan both sides smpi lebam2. Cam anwar ibrahim kene balun ngan rahim nor. Xpun cam KJheroku kene balon ngan cekgu plkn aku najib razak.

Ha?! Bile masa KJ kene balon ngan najib??! Ha, skali lagi aku men hentam.

Dalatu. Ponek jarijemari nk menaip gune keypad nset ni weyh. Haha. Wa caw dulu na.

Wassalam. Takbir!

PS: Balun. Bkn balloon taw. Nnti pro ngan anti ngan uncle PPSMI ngan KJ skali turun nk rembat ko kang.

PPS: Pengawas pusat sumber (wa men hentam~! Ni sape nyer style nih??!)